I have no willpower. I can never get up out of bed on time.
To compensate, I’ve started setting all of my clocks 15 minutes ahead. That’s been helping a little. But I’m still getting up too late.
So I figured if I set the clocks an hour ahead that would be even better. Then it hit me…
I’ll just set all of my clocks a full day ahead. That way I’ll get a jump on everybody!